elysionsprincess:

vanehsensei:

slenderlock:

singarequiem:

techno4tomcats:

People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer

No seriously

oh my fucking god

OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND
HOLY FUCK 

I CAN’T BREATHE

“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my bananas are bent the other way.”

People don’t kill bananas. Banana slicers do. 

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diiscolemonade:

combeferrethescienceguy:

yellowbrickrose:

reblog if u understand this inspirational message

I read it in bass clef and spent too much time trying to figure out what the hell was so inspirational about ecddcbg.

hauntingly beautiful.

(via pretty-boy-castiel)

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youregonnalovetomorrow:

Carolee Carmello sings “Blame It On The Summer Night” in the 2006 concert of Rags

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tacticsandchoices:

somethingbypuccini:

misterjudemartin:

andrewshmandrew:

wiseshots:

Lindsay Mendez - Pretty Funny by Pasek and Paul (LIVE at Joe’s Pub) (by pasekandpaul)

I legitimately thought that belting that high on an e vowel was physically impossible. Ugh, what a range.

STOP BREAKING MY HEART, LINDSAY MENDEZ.

Lindsay Mendez does this crazy thing where she makes you forget just how incredible the things she is doing with her voice because her acting is so compelling.  And I really like it.  

For the above. Thomas gets it, guys. 

7echnicolor:

werenotshortwerefunsized:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

This is the kind of shit that just really gets to me and pisses me off. How can you support the gay and lesbian community but then not us? It’s not that difficult to go educate yourself on bisexuality and what it means, and it is really not that difficult to understand. This is not some crazy kinky thing that people choose to do. We’re not some crazy attention whores who are confused and don’t know what we want. Are there some people out there who are confused? Sure. Are there some annoying immature girls out there who just want attention? Sure. Are there bisexual people out there who are promiscuous and jump from one to the other constantly? There are. But that doesn’t give anyone the right to generalize and stereotype all bisexuals as one. You are pegging an entire community of people as something bad, and something not to be taken seriously or even considered “real”, based upon the few who give us a bad reputation.

Generalizing entire communities of people is wrong. Don’t sit there and think you know what kind of person I am because you once witnessed a couple 13 year old girls that claimed to be bi and made out with one another at a party. Those aren’t the faces of bisexuality and that kind of behavior certainly does not represent me or what it means to be bisexual. This is a STEREOTYPE. And it’s WRONG and should NEVER be used as some kind of evidence against why you do not support or accept an entire group/community of people. 

Just admit that you are a close-minded and ignorant bigot.

This needs more notes.

This is so frustrating to deal with. I’m glad that it’s not a problem amongst my friends, but it used to be.

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feistie:

megvsshark:

trishhyy:

when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned

Or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet.

ITGOTBETTER

Or she’s a theatre kid and has long since forgotten what it’s like to feel awkward changing in front of people. 

(via noideawhatimcapableof)

picadorbookroom:

In honor of Children’s Book Week, here’s a photo of an awesome kid.

(Source: unapproachableblackchicks, via shanshii)

mikesloventouch:

murgret:

so who was asking if Aaron and Jeremy know each other???

M just posted this!!!

This made my day. Literally.

(via shanshii)

neil-gaiman:

Happy Other Mother’s Day.

Somehow I assumed that Tumblr would be filled with Other Mother’s Day cards that people had made, but it is not.

(Source: darkershadows, via bwaybabs)

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

(Source: timetoputonashow, via wouldicatchyoudreaming)

johnwatsonandjenniferjareau:

do you ever listen to broadway music and think

they just wrote a song about women killing their husbands

and its good

(via juliejordan)

mandatoryupgrades:

Anyone who thinks Shakespeare is boring apparently missed the greatest stage direction ever written:

I want that to be the final line of my biography.

(via the-love-of-camelot)